Tough Ten

I’m not exactly sure how I got dragged into this, but John Stanley just tagged me to answer ten of their hottest and nakaka-kablog questions that a blogger can be asked. So, not being one with hands ever left speechless, here are my Tough Ten answers to their Tough Ten questions... in a The Buzz exclusive...

Tough Ten Question Number 10
Who is your least favorite blogger and why?

Hmm. The blogging world is extremely small, so I think it would be better for me not to say exactly who it is. As for why, that I can answer.

First, the way he blogs so highly of himself brings pagbubuhat-ng-sariling-bangko to a whole new level. As in ang habaaaaa ng hair. As in pwede na siyang kunin ni Lord. Fine, so maybe he is possibly just really that perfect, but I always believed perfection should be anything but self-professed.

Second, he is anything but true to himself. I know that by the way he contradicts himself, saying one thing about himself in one entry, and saying the exact opposite in the next. Things just don’t add up. It defeats the purpose of blogging as a medium of expressing one’s true self.

Third, reading him makes me want to whip out my red ballpen and edit him on the spot. Janina San Miguel level ito. I appreciate the attempt... pero di naman bawal mag-blog in Tagalog, diba?

I’m sorry for rambling on like it’s Tough Ten question number 1 already. I’ve ranted against this person to some of my online pals at one time or another, so they should know who and what I’m talking about. I confess, I do still visit this extremely irritating blog, but only because it reminds me that, like his blog, there are worse things in life. Teehee, bad me. I’m not called B.I.T.C.H. for nothing.

Tough Ten Question Number 9
If you can only read one blog, which one will it be?

Blog ni Inday? Hahaha. No, I’m kidding... Of course, my BFF’s blog... As in Blogger Friend Forever! Yessss, ikaw yun!

Tough Ten Question Number 8
Who do you think tells fabricated stories?

Are you really trying to piss me off? Or can you just reread my answer to number 10?

Tough Ten Question Number 7
If there's one blogger whom you haven't met and would like to meet, who would it be and why?

Hmm. Probably the blogger formerly known as Misterhubs. I’d just like to get an idea of what kind of person comes up with the stuff he does in his blog. Hehehe.

Tough Ten Question Number 6
What is one thing that you'd like to write about but cannot (due to real or perceived complications)?

This is such an easy question. The one thing I can’t write about as of the moment is who I am exactly. I’m talking about disclosure. For obvious reasons. But maybe eventually, it can and will happen. But then I’d have to change the title of this blog when that time comes, wouldn’t I? Geesh.

For now, I walk the very fine line between transparency and anonymity.

Tough Ten Question Number 5
Have you had sex with a fellow-blogger?

Hell no! I have not had sex with “a” fellow-blogger. Bwahaha.

Okay, fine. Yeses. Take note of the plurality.

Tough Ten Question Number 4
Have you had sex with your blog reader?

Hmm, that’s a complicated question. If the reader happened to be a blogger, does he fall under this question, or the previous one? Does someone who I had sex with prior to his reading this blog count as well?

Tough Ten Question Number 3
Who is the most narcissistic/self-absorbed blogger that you know?

Why... do... you... keep... getting... on... that... nerve? *Evil eyes* Just go back to question 10. And enough about him... please.

Tough Ten Question Number 2
Which blogger would you want to have sex with?

Anyone at all. Ano ba?! Magiging choosy pa ba ako?!

Hahaha, seriously... wholesome ako.
*B.I.T.C.H. has been struck by lightning*

Tough Ten Question Number 1
Based on how you know this blogger through his (or her) blog, who would you like to be in a serious relationship with?

Ano baaa?! Walang tuksuhan!
*B.I.T.C.H. stares at RubyPurple’s gorgeous lips... and shoves a whole jumbo siopao in... with paper and all*

Basta, definitely, it will be a “his”. Hahaha.

Are you guys happy now? The more important questions though are... Which one of you is Ruffa, which one is Kris, and which one is Boy?