Yes, I'm gay. I probably was since the day I was born. On my 21st birthday, I sort of had my debut. I came out to my parents. A little drama from mom, and some indifference from dad. An above-average coming out. Almost perfect.

Nine years later, two weeks before my 30th birthday, I found out... I'M HIV POSITIVE.

And so my story begins... I'm BACK IN THE CLOSET.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Serendipity

I always found it such a huge and funny coincidence that the acronym for Back In The Closet was just one letter shy of BITCH. So what was the H supposed to stand for?

Horse? Neigh. Hunk? Sus.
Hung? Shhh! Heart? Aww.

Hoe? Derogatory? Not at all. Bad for my reputation? Hmm. Teka, what reputation?! Hoe? Hoe... HOE!!! And so B.I.T.C.H. was born.

All along, it's been a case of no-better-choice. But browsing through www.t-shirthumor.com and its hilarious designs, a moment of brilliance came. Was this God's sign that it was truly meant to be?




and then this was the sign... O.M.G.... yep, Big Guy, I hear ya... BITCH it is.


Serendipity, man... serendipity.

12 comments:

Herbs D. said...

im loving the convo between the fan and the vacuum. priceless hahaha

Ming Meows said...

i want to see the asshole and pussy version. =)

Turismoboi said...

h meanz HACHOO!

az in paminta ka hahahhaa!

Anonimus said...

BITC is missing an H, as in hoe: a promiscuous female. Diminutive form of "whore."

Hmmm...

PinoyPoz said...

@HerbsD: Indeed, indeed... that's my favorite one as well!

@Ming: *Imagining a talking asshole* Hmm, not such a pretty sight. Hehehe.

@TurismoBoi: Hahaha! Hachoo ka rin!

@Anonimus: I don't believe being a hoe is confined to females. Hehe.

Yj said...

nyahahahaha ang kulit lang pag ganyan nga print ng shirt mo.....

pareho na tayong bitch ngayon hahahaha

Anonymous said...

BITCH - Back In The Closet Homo
hows that? LOL
cook

PinoyPoz said...

But I'm not a homo... Okay fine, I couldn't even say it with a straight face... You got me there, Cook!

wanderingcommuter said...

H for HAGAIN...

Back In The Closet Hagain... hahahaha!

PinoyPoz said...

Ala! Ginawa mo pa hakong kapampangan! Hayoko na sa hiyo! E e e e e...

Yami said...

Kinda off topic:

Hi there. I'm Luigi's (a.k.a Dying Young) friend. He calls me Ate Miriam. I'm following (not stalking lol) your blog now. :D

PinoyPoz said...

Thanks Ate Miriam! Looking forward to meeting Luigi!